some english work.

Ms Ng gave us all an english worksheet to just keep us busy and she wanted it to be funny. Indeed, it was really really funnny. wauhaha, and i would like to share it with u all! haha!

Instructions: The sentences below were written the way they were spoken. Rewrite the sentences, spelling the words correctly. 

1) Question: Der food tasteret hore-reeber so dey bott brayt to it beefore der metch.

(i think i will write down all the question first.haha)

2) Doan spik to reach pipple becoss dey weel think we wann deeair marnee.

3)Airvree wan waiteret fie meeneets den dey bak Bair-nee to karm arp.

4)Jairnee tairls avareewan she wass bonn een a barf-tarp dat wass perfeck.

5)eeleen slairp batly adfter der damitch arvern mate a tarereeber mairs.

Ans: 1)The food tasted HORRIBLE so they brought bread to eat before their match.

2)Don't speak to rich people, because they will think we want their money

3)Everyone waited four mintues then they bug Benny to come up.

4)Jenny tells everyone she was born in the bathtub that was perfect.

5)Eileen slept badly after the damaged oven made a terrible mess.

okay, try it out, it's really really quite funny.HAHAHA.